Comments on: PHP is seriously sick

By: Liffon

Liffon — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:12:01 +0000

Nej, php-koden försvann. Dumma wordpress. Här kommer den utan php-taggar:

play($pingis)
or die(“motherfucker”);

By: Liffon

Liffon — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:11:17 +0000

Jag känner att en Anders och Måns-referens är befogad i sammanhanget:

Om du inte fattade den får du söka om Anders och Måns och pingis på YouTube.

By: ML

ML — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 19:54:04 +0000

if ($bank==”robbed”)
die();
elseif ($php==”stupid”)
print “true”;
else
print “php code”;

Ah..the above would be true to be false, in a non-freudian way

By: svava

svava — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 17:48:34 +0000

wow you must really be a lousy php programmer

glad i don’t own a bank

By: Daniel Brahneborg

Daniel Brahneborg — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 17:04:22 +0000

You mean like this?

– This is a bank robbery! Fill this bag with money, or I’ll show you my PHP code!
– No, please no! Here, take it all!

By: svava

svava — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 16:11:43 +0000

it is also useful in bank robberies

i’ve been told

yet to be tried though

By: Daniel Brahneborg

Daniel Brahneborg — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 20:10:21 +0000

Svava: Yes, I meant true=true and false=false, of course. I agree, saying “do this or die” is charming, if nothing else.

By: svava

svava — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 20:02:51 +0000

you lost me in the first sentence… why is it obvious that ‘false’ is true?

or was it a freudian slip?

i haven’t used neither php nor perl in a while obviously but i remember you can do some really neat things

i especially liked the die instruction

By: 3mr (3 means A!)

3mr (3 means A!) — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:58:31 +0000

Hi, thank you i am blushed
fro coping array you just do:
$new_array = $old_array;
it is just simple like that..
note: if you need to reference (point) the values to the old array, you just do that:
$new_array = &$old_array;

i hope my answer will help you, unless i didnt understand your question

Amr Hourani
Bytheways, i have a blog writing some coding basics and some security issues, if you are interested:
http://3mro.wordpress.com

By: Daniel Brahneborg

Daniel Brahneborg — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 18:47:52 +0000

The triple equals sounds much more sane. Tons of thanks, my sanity is slowly returning.

What made me angry this morning was that I thought it violated the principle of least surprise. Being a common and mature language, naturally the constructs that I needed are available. The difference between == and === was too difficult to find in the documentation, even if I understand the need for both. The “array() == null” goes against all other programming languages I know, which made things rather confusing.

So. Tons of thanks for the tip. I still am a bit upset about the array-copy thing though. You don’t have a nice solution for that as well?